A man that by all accounts is good, righteous, handsome & fair.
A man that changes opinions for the better, battles all evil for no reward, & rocks the disco hardcore.
But Mr. Apodaca is not that man.
He merely read the back of Tina Fey’s book & stole her material.
And if for once, he were to actually meet such a decent man, Mr. Apodaca would probably be far too drunk for conversation & just act weird around them.