Here’s why I don’t read the comments on big ass, public websites where people post videos. Doesn’t matter if it’s YouTube, Vimeo, Blip, or whatever. The comments section of video websites are only one step (barely) above the comments you find on the website for your local newspaper.

Now then, I want you to watch this. Not only is this musician talented, but she’s beautiful and rocks the damn tech like no one’s business. As a guy who does a bit of computer music, fiddling with sequencers and loops and stuff, I have an idea how challenging her task is here. Not only that, she’s the only one working the tech, the instruments, and the voice.


“Feel Good Inc” – Gorillaz Live Looped Cover

Unfortunately, I’m not sure who she is. But whoever she is, she needs to start selling music fucking now.

Anyway, so what’s one of the comments on the site? Well, I quote:

“I have seen this before and it’s really good. One suggestion. Clothing..looks like my grandmothers. She would look as good as he sounds with something more current. No makeup needed.”

Who in the fuck are you? Unless you’re the wardrobe design director for Lady Gaga or Cher, shut your goddamn mouth you know-nothing fuckwit. You’re not an expert on music and you’re not an expert on clothing and you’re certainly not an expert on how to tie a wardrobe to a performer and how those things interrelate with a given song. You are a schmuck commenting on a video site just as I am a schmuck with a blog commenting on your bullshit.

For the record, I know of another woman who does something very similar and wears a similar style of “grandmothers” clothing. Her name is Imogen Heap, and she too is awesome. The wardrobe doesn’t matter. Both of these ladies could do their thing wearing a burlap sack and it’d be just as amazing.

 

Last night I was preparing my laptop for a talk that I’d be giving to our awesome Friends of the Library group. Among other things, I wanted to change my background to something slightly literary in nature so I started thinking; “Who are my favourite literary characters right now?”. I mean, I’ve got hundreds of favourite characters from books, but who are my current fan obsessions? It came down to two people: Lisbeth Salander aka The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and George Smiley from Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Given that you can see his wallpaper over on the left, you can guess who won. As I looked at that wallpaper and talked online with a friend, I started thinking about Guy Smiley, the Sesame Street Muppet who usually showed up as the quintessential game show host. From George Smiley to Guy Smiley we came up with a parody idea called Tinker, Tailor, Muppet, Spy. I looked at George’s wallpaper and I knew, I absolutely knew, I had to do something similar using Guy Smiley.

And so I did.

 

There’s this thing about Linux that says “Well, as a matter of fact, you can have it all.”

When I decided to try switching to Linux, I really didn’t want to lose all of my Windows stuff. I don’t hate Windows at all. I really like Windows 7 and I’m pretty excited to see Windows 8, especially running on a tablet. Besides, I’ve worked in Windows for years and I have a lot of stuff on the Windows side of my computer. So there’s an option you can try for giving Linux a spin and it’s called Wubi. I’ve spoken about it before, but there’s a bit that I left out that, on this final day of a week of Linux, I wanted to bring up.

All of my music, all of my art, all of my creative projects are on the Windows side of my computer. I got a message from a few people that I could just mount the Windows partition and I’d never have to boot into Windows again.

Oh look! There's all my Windows stuff!

Well sure, but why would I want to do that when Wubi doesn’t even really work that way? See, Wubi works like any other Windows programme. It just so happens that it boots you into Ubuntu whenever you care to have it. It doesn’t take anything away from your Windows install except the disk space you used to install it. And it’s the same disk space, no partitions or anything. So would you like to access your Windows files in Linux? Sure you would. So navigate your Gnome or Unity file browser to /host

To answer the next question, yes, you can pretty much launch and use any file on the Windows side in Ubuntu. I’ve already added my music library (Windows side) to Clementine (Linux side). I’ve been watching movies from the Windows side in SMplayer and the whole bit.

Now, you’re not going to be able to easily run Windows apps in Linux. It’s not impossible, but it’s far beyond the scope of this little series for me to get into how to do it. But really, at the end of the week, do you know what Windows app I miss the most?

There isn’t one.

No no no. The other Chromium.

Probably 80% of my computer life goes through a browser, Chrome being my preference. Yup, got Chromium in Linux, it was probably the third thing I installed after firing up Ubuntu via Wubi. I use Windows Media Player to watch videos, and SMPlayer does that too. I use Winamp for music, and I like Clementine so much that I’m going to install the Windows version of it and remove Winamp.

After seven days of not using Windows at all on my laptop, I can tell you this. I still enjoy and need Windows for certain things, especially work related items and stuff. But for almost everything else, I’ve made the switch. I’ve always been a fan of open source software and I’m now a solid fan and user of Linux.

 

I’m going to keep this one a tad short, because it’s usually the most boring part of Linux and most people aren’t as interested in it unless they’re hardcore geeks. And really, I’m not writing this little series for hardcore geeks. I’m writing it more for the power user, who knows their stuff, and might have an eye on Linux for a project, or an idea. I don’t care if people switch, that’s not my focus here. So, without further ado, let’s talk about the CLI shall we?

OMG! Doesn't this just look FREAKIN' AWESOME, GUYS?!

CLI is short for command line interface and you use the CLI through a little programme called a terminal. Ubuntu comes built in with a terminal called Terminal and other versions of Linux have something similar and probably call their terminals Terminal too. This harkens back to a bygone day when you really didn’t control the computer directly, you were connected to dumb client accessing a mainframe. The terminal was basically a phone call from one computer to the next and allowed you to talk to the mainframe and do stuff. These days, you use the terminal for a lot of things, but most of them involve the very computer you’re sitting at.

Now the Linux command line stuff tends to scare off the new folks because, well, look at this mess:

tar czf archive.tar.gz *.jpg

What in the hell does that do? Well actually it launches a compression programme (kind of like a ZIP file) called TAR which is short for Tape ARchive. That app creates a TAR file and then re-compresses it again using another app called Gzip. And finally it places all the JPG files in that archive file which is called archive.tar.gz. Got that?

Of course you don’t. Jesus, it’s worse than alphabet soup.

So let’s just talk about some really useful stuff to do on the command line side of things and, you can always learn more on your own. Believe me, there are plenty of websites devoted to nothing but how to make the most of the CLI.

The first thing I want to tell you about is top. Top is a little app that shows you what’s running, right now, and how much memory it’s using. It’s kind of like the Windows Task Manager. Type k, and then the process ID (usually abbreviated as PID) and you can kill a task. That’s useful for things that get locked up, stop working or, as they say in westerns, just need killin’.

Man or man as you’d actually type it, is a manual for a command or an app that you can access on the terminal side of things. If you want to see what the manual offers on the ls command (which is like dir in the Windows Command Line) you’d simply type:

man ls

And then you will learn more about the ls command than you ever wanted to know. All the switches, options, doo-dads, and things that even seasons geeks wonder “Why is that there? Whoever needed to do that?”. The man command works for almost anything command line related and it’s a one stop quick reference for CLI stuff. And yes, because Linux geeks are nothing if not complete, there is a manual for man, just type man man.

If you need a quick look at how much space you have on your hard disk(s) then you need the df command. Short for disk free, df is a simple little thing that displays everything on how much space you’re using and what’s left over.

sudo is like this, except for all the ways in which it's not.

If you’re using Ubuntu, and I am, then we can’t leave out sudo. Now, Phil Collins and Sussudio jokes aside, sudo is short for Super User Do. Super user is a fancy term for root, which is the account on your system that can do anything to your system. It’ll install software, remove software, mount disks, and even kill your system. Linux gives you such control over your system that a badly formed sudo command can ruin your day. At least it will ask for your password before doing anything. The sudo command basically runs programmes as if they were run by the root user.  At least with Ubuntu, you’ll find yourself using it most often with another little app called…

APT, better known as apt and not so well known as the Advanced Packaging Tool. Apt is a programme you use to install things on your system. Programmes, updates, and so on. I could write a whole article on apt, but it’d be boring as hell. The important thing is the combination of the sudo and apt command, which you typically see as:

sudo apt-get install inkscape

What this means is, as a super user, do the apt thing and have it get and install the InkScape programme. Sudo will ask for your password and then apt will take over from there.

The funny thing? Almost all of this can be done from the desktop. A normal, non-geeky user can go days, if not weeks in Linux without ever opening a terminal programme. Want to see the contents of a directory? Sure, you can use ls, but isn’t it easier to just double click that folder icon and open it up to take a look? Want to install software? Sure, apt will do it and do it fine, but the Ubuntu Software Centre is much friendlier to use. Compressing files? Select a bunch of them in a window using your mouse, then right click on them and click Compress.

It used to be you absolutely needed the terminal to run desktop Linux just like you needed a DOS window to get the most out of Windows. While you certainly can get a lot more out of your Linux install by learning some basic CLI stuff, you don’t have to become an expert. I’m certainly not, and I get along just fine, thank you!

 

I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. ~Jack Nicholson as The Joker. From the movie Batman.

I’m not your usual artist. I will go through streaks where I draw and paint and colour and all kinds of stuff and then go through streaks where I’m not even sure where my good pencils are. That’s okay, because that’s just how I roll. I’m not a photographer, but I take pictures. I’m not a colourist, but sometimes I want to digitally colour my drawings. To do this in the proprietary world, you need apps like Photoshop or Illustrator or Painter. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’ve used Photoshop and I’m kinda sorta good at it.

Photoshop also costs over US$600 for a new install.

Let me take a look around here. Pull open some drawers. Check under the couch and in the cushions. Let me look in my purse. Nope, no I don’t have $600. And even worse, when I was using Photoshop, I felt like I was probably getting $86 worth of a $600 programme. I’d use it for colouring, some photo enhancement and manipulation, and that stuff. So after the version I was using ceased to work on the newer versions of Windows, I sought out something that was within my price range.

What? You were expected some leather bondage guy?

As it happens, free is absolutely right there in realm of my wallet. I can handle free. And for free, you can have the GNU Image Manipulation Programme, more lovingly known as the GIMP. The GIMP is a free, open source image manipulation programme that does pretty much everything Photoshop does. Now, if you’re some big time artist or photographic expert who desires things that Photoshop dishes out, then yeah, the GIMP may not be for you.

But if you do happen to be part of the other 99% who probably doesn’t need professional, industry grade features, then by all means, occupy the GIMP.

From everything I’ve done with Photoshop, I’ve found I can do the same in GIMP. At worst, there is a little hunting around to see what they decided to name something that had a specific name in Photoshop. For me, the biggest challenge was the keyboard shortcuts, which may not matter to you at all. However, when you’re using a graphics tablet, knowing keyboard shortcuts to get to things like paintbrush or magic wand select or eraser saves a lot of time and hassle. Sure you can click on them using the stylus, but that takes your brush away from your drawing when you don’t have to.

Beyond the GIMP you’ll find some other useful artistic stuff at your disposal. Today I used a vector graphics programme called InkScape to render something into a scalable vector graphic so I could enlarge it without losing fidelity. In other words, I converted a JPG to an image format that works on math rather than pixels. Then I blew it up and saved it to another image format that works on pixels instead of math. Then I used an app called Posterazor to set it up as a multi-page print out one can paste together like a big ol’ puzzle. The result? This:

Let me just fully explain what you’re looking at there, besides an awesome friend of mine who posed for this drawing. I used a photo to draw her with her bass guitar. Then I scanned and imported the drawing into GIMP where I outlined and coloured it. Then I opened it in InkScape where I was able to make it really big without losing any clarity. After that, I saved it and set it up in Posterazor to print out on a 7×7 grid of papers which I taped together to make a big-ass banner for our library band.

In every way, from the original photo to the final product, that big poster was created using nothing but free, open source software and Linux.

Finally, before I get out of here, there’s one more programme you should know about. Krita is an app that’s specifically for digital drawing and painting . Much like Painter, it’s geared towards artists looking to take their work into the digital realm, whether it’s scanning a pencil or starting from scratch right on screen. I’ve only used it a little, so I can’t say much about it other than it did what I expected and I had no issues. Thing is, I’ve used GIMP for so long now, I prefer it because I know where everything is. Still, if you’re new to the artistic scene in Linux, give it a shot. I think you’ll like it.

Once again, it almost goes without saying that you’d find all of these programmes in your Ubuntu Software Centre. All of them are free!

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